We took Atticus and Dillon to "Jerry's" last night for ice cream. When we were finished we said Atti could have a few minutes to play in the play area. Right away I noticed he was hiding behind the plastic workbench all crouched down and sneaky looking.
It could only mean one thing.
So, off to the bathroom where he proceeds to tell me, yes, indeed, he is poopy.
After the scrape down and clean up I figured I might as well make use of the opportunity and use the facilities. I take him in the stall with me and he proceeds to announce to the others in the bathroom, "Bum. Poop. Poopy bum."
Cue face flush with embarrassment.
I quickly correct him, "No, Atticus, that was YOUR bum, not mine."
Then, as I'm washing my hands he sees a lady come in and go into one of the stalls. Certain that the reason she must have come in and quickly gone into the stall and closed the door was because she was hiding on him, he rushes over and pops his head under the door and says, "Hiding!"
He should have said, "Peek!"
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